[Am]...[C]What did you [G]think I'd say to [Am]that? Does a [C]scorpion [G]sting when fighting [Dm]back? They [G]strike [C]to kill, and you [Dm]know I [G]will [C] [Dm]...You [G]know I [C]will [Am]...[C]What do you [G]sing on your drive [Am]home? Do you [C]see my [G]face in the neighbor's [Dm]lawn? Does she [G]smile? [C]Or does she [Dm]mouth, "Fuck [G]you fo[C]rever"? [F]Every time you [G]call me crazy, I [F]get more crazy [G]What about that? [F]And when you [G]say I seem angry, I [F]get more angry [C] And there's [F]nothing like a mad [C]woman What a [F]shame she went [C]mad [G] [Dm]No one likes a mad [C]woman You [F]made her like [C]that [G] And you'll [F]poke that bear 'til her [C]claws come out And you [F]find some[C]thing to [G]wrap your noose a[Dm]round And there's [C]nothing like a [F]mad [G]woman [Am]...[C]Now I breathe [G]flames each time I [Am]talk My [C]cannons all [G]firin' at your [Dm]yacht They say "[G]move on," but you [C]know I won't [Am]...[C]And women like [G]hunting witches [Am]too [C]Doing your [G]dirtiest work for [Dm]you It's [G]obvious that [C]wanting me dead Has really [Dm]brought you two to[G]gether [C] [F]Every time you [G]call me crazy, I [F]get more crazy [G]What about that? [F]And when you [G]say I seem angry, I [F]get more angry [C] And there's [F]nothing like a mad [C]woman What a [F]shame she went [C]mad [G] [Dm]No one likes a mad [C]woman You [F]made her like [C]that [G] And you'll [F]poke that bear 'til her [C]claws come out And you [F]find some[C]thing to [G]wrap your noose a[Dm]round And there's [C]nothing like a [F]mad [G]woman [F]...I'm [C]taking my time, [F]taking my [C]time 'Cause [G]you took everything [Dm]from me [C]Watching you climb,[F] watching you [C]climb [G]Over people like [F]me The [C]master of spin has a [F]couple side [C]flings [G]Good wives always [Dm]know [C]She should be mad, should be [F]scathing like [C]me, but [G]No one likes a [F]mad [C]woman [G] [F]...[C]...What a [G]shame she went [Dm]mad [C] [F]...You [C]made her like [G]that